Showing posts with label Brazil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brazil. Show all posts

July 09, 2010

10 things I will never do on vacation

It's a phenomenon I think would make good fodder for some psychology student's doctoral thesis: why people on vacation do dangerous or scary things.

There's a whole travel industry niche out there that provides travelers with adrenaline-pumping, fear-inducing adventures. People pay big bucks and stand in long lines to do things that could make them panic, vomit, faint, crash or fall. And they take their kids.

Here are 10 terrifying tourist activities you'll never catch me doing. I will not:

1. Bungee jump

2. Ride, like these nuts at Iguacu Falls on the Brazil/Argentina border, in a rubber raft under giant, foaming walls of water. (If you assume I will never white water raft, either, you are correct.)


3. Rock climb

4. Stand on the clear platform that juts from the side of the skyscraper formerly known as Sears Tower
5. Stand on the clear platform that juts from the side of the Grand Canyon

6. Take a helicopter ride over the Grand Canyon

7. Take a helicopter ride over Manhattan

8. Para-sail

9. Hang-glide

10. Take a cruise (Perhaps you've noted a pattern running through some of my won't-dos: fear of water, consequence of a near-drowning incident at Maine's Sebago Lake when I was 13. Cruising's out: I'd be the passenger wearing a life jacket 24/7.)

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March 30, 2010

Recovery...

Well, Blogger fixed the photo glitch as promised, and everybody's pix are back on their blogs. I lost some sleep last night wondering if five years' worth of photo posts were gone forever...

Here are some pretty sunsets -- over Greece and Rio -- to celebrate the save.





August 14, 2007

Tarmac impressions




Dana and I are going to Uganda in February. Gabrielle, one of Dana’s best friends, will spend her sophomore year of high school in Kampala, where she’ll attend an international school and live with family friends she’s met only once. An impressive and intrepid 14-year-old.

I’m planning a three-day gorilla safari in Uganda’s Bwindi Impenetrable Forest for me and Dana, after which we’ll hang out in Kampala with Gabrielle, whom I pray we’ll find well and happy and nursing, at worst, mild, manageable homesickness. We’ll tour the city and environs with her, treat her to lunches and dinners out and deliver whatever care packages her mom will have sent along with us. The girls are excited about the prospect of “meeting up in AFRICA!! YO!!” and I’ve started setting details like yellow fever shots and visas in motion.

When Dana and I touch down at Entebbe airport, a few miles south of Kampala on the northern shore of Lake Victoria, a wash of faint familiarity will come over me, as I’ve landed at Entebbe before.

I haven’t seen it, but I’ve felt it, courtesy of a 3 AM stopover on my way to Nairobi. When I bought my ticket from Brussels to Nairobi, I didn’t know the plane would stop at Entebbe – not because the fact was hidden from me, but because I was ignorantly focused only on Kenya. Ordering my ticket, I’d looked at the Brussels departure and Nairobi arrival times and skipped the lines of print between the two.

Months later and trip underway, the plane’s doors shut and, as we taxied from the gate, beginning our journey out of Europe and into Africa, the pilot welcomed us to our flight “to Entebbe and Nairobi.” I sat up straight. Entebbe... that’s Uganda... I’m going to land in Uganda... I looked around. Which of my fellow passengers, I wondered, would debark in Uganda, and which would continue to Kenya? The flight took on added interest.

At Entebbe, a cluster of ebony women with close-cropped hair wearing jubilant dresses of shiny, richly-colored cloth made their way up the aisle with bags, boxes and baskets of items they’d bought in Europe. They debarked, and in their places came mostly businessmen in thin black suits, bright white shirts and well-worn briefcases. Except for the time of day – before 4 AM – they could have been the corporate warriors who fly the every-hour-on-the-hour shuttles between business hubs like Boston and Philly, or New York and Washington. What would these men sell in Nairobi, I wondered, and to whom? What deals and discussions would fill the work day ahead? Or had they concluded deals in Uganda or beyond and were making their tired ways home to families waiting in Kenya?

The plane left the Entebbe tarmac, the lights of Kampala behind us and quickly out of sight, and we climbed over an unending expanse of utter blackness. The world below was pure pitch, a hole, and it scared me.

It wasn’t until I saw one single, bobbing light – a light on a boat – that I realized we were flying over Lake Victoria. The plane flew low between Entebbe and Nairobi, and I sat fixed to the window for the hour it took to cross the lake, looking for any light below. There were occasional cargo ships and tankers with multiple lights along their length; small fishing craft that sent only enough light to enable me to pick them out in their lonesome smallness and wish them safe harbor, candles in the wind, they were; and sporadic, star-like twinkles of gathered lights sitting on the arc of the lakeshore, jungle villages lit by wood and dung fires and, if the villagers were flush and commercially connected, perhaps a generator. Those small lights in the vast blackness are what I know and feel about Uganda.

There are other places I’ve been but not seen, places I’ve touched only through airport stopovers – dips down to tarmac to disgorge and collect people and perhaps refuel, or forced sojourns in the limbo world of transit lounges. While I don’t count these places as places I’ve visited, they inhabit some small space in the back of my traveler’s mind, and I can call up the impressions formed of them during those brief touchdowns.

Places like Kuwait – men gliding over polished floors in salt-white caftans, checkered headdresses and black dress shoes; Dubai – canals, dhows and the sterile glitter of near-empty luxury goods boutiques; Gander, Newfoundland – buffeting wind, blinding snow and the sensation of being at the edge of the world; Sao Paolo, Brazil (photo) – an impossibly huge and crowded place of concrete and corrugated tin where the wings of giant jets reached beyond the fence of the cramped airport's elevated taxiway and sailed over the heads of people on streets and sidewalks, casting entire neighborhoods into momentary shade; Anchorage, Alaska – lush forests clinging, along with hardy wooden houses, to mountains rising above a steel-blue sea; Seoul, Korea – neon, smog and sprawl; Damascus, Syria – low, whitewashed cube houses crouched beneath an unforgiving sun that blistered the earth and melted the horizon into a rippling heat mirage.

Perhaps I’ll land in these places again and stay long enough to leave the airport and see and learn more. In the meantime, I'm looking forward to flying again over Lake Victoria, landing at Entebbe and following the ebony women with their bags, boxes and baskets out of the plane and into the city.



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February 11, 2006

That's my car! En garde!



I found this tidbit on mindlesscrap.com: “Dueling is legal in Paraguay, provided both parties are registered blood donors.” I chuckled because Paraguay, which I have peered into but never stood in, seems like a place where swords at the ready are a really good idea.

We were in Brazil at Iguacu Falls (Iguazu, Iguassu), which sits in the jungle at the junction of Brazil, Argentina and Paraguay. We’d enjoyed a two-day stay at the lipstick-pink Hotel das Cataratas, a place that’s worth the price of admission. The cotton candy confection sits smack on the falls, one of the planet’s wonders and a UNESCO World Heritage Site. The epic cataracts, which caused Eleanor Roosevelt to utter, "Poor Niagara," thunder and foam just outside the hotel's front door.

On our last day, a guide named Stephanie escorted us to the airport after a detour to an enormous enroute souvenir shop called Tres Fronteras, where we bought bags of wood, stone, and fabric things at fabulous prices.

After the shopping spree, Stephanie told us about Ciudad del Este, Paraguay, the town that sits just over the border from Foz do Iguaçu, Brazil. “It’s a giant black market area,” she said. “Twelve million people a year come to Foz do Iguaçu. But only one million go to the falls. The rest come to shop.” And lots of them cross the Friendship Bridge over the Parana River and shop in Ciudad del Este.

Brazilians themselves pour in, snapping up cheap black market electronics and cigarettes to resell in Brazil. Illegal. “To get stuff over the border,” said Stephanie, “they do all kinds of crazy things. They go by boat, by airplane, they swim.”

If the police catch them, the cops either keep the goods or extract a monetary bribe. Some of the best rides in town are owned by police officers. “Cops have cars that businessmen don’t have,” said Stephanie. More than a black market, Stephanie called the goings-on “a black mafia.”

Stephanie wished more people would come to Iguaçu for the falls. She told us to tell our friends that “Brazil is a good place to travel to” and that “Brazilians like Americans and think they’re friendly people. Americans are like Brazilians. We both like to talk.” (I was starting to think maybe Stephanie shouldn't talk quite so much. It might get her run through by an epee...)

As we drove to the airport on a road that runs near the border, Stephanie pointed into Paraguay and said, “Paraguayans steal cars in Brazil and sell them in Paraguay. Once the cars are sold, for half the price they’re worth, you cannot get that car back.”

She said people sometimes see their cars driving around Ciudad del Este on the other side of the border, sporting new Paraguayan license plates. And there’s nothing they can do about it.

“The president of Paraguay has one of these cars,” said Stephanie, “and he has said publicly that if he meets the Brazilian who used to own it, he’ll give it back.” She let out a giant sigh wrapped in an exclamation point: “The president!”

Who was leading the little landlocked country when Stephanie told her tale I won’t say. I’d hate to have her pop over to Paraguay for some shopping and find herself challenged to a duel.

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